#BOOBS / Rana Sarkar

#Boobs_such_a_hot_but_tender_and_juicy_subject. Aha.

The boobs is one of two prominences found on the upper ventral region of the torso of male and female primates. In females it serves as the mammary glands, which produces and secretes milk and feeds infants. Both males and females develop breasts from the same embryo-logical tissues. At puberty, estrogens, in conjunction with growth hormone, causes breast development. Males do not develop pronounced or well-matured breasts because their bodies produce lower levels of estrogens and higher levels of androgens, namely testosterone, which suppress the effects of estrogens in developing breast tissue. The breasts of females are typically far more prominent than those of males.

Along with their function in feeding infants, female breasts have social and sexual characteristics too. Breasts have been featured in notable ancient and modern sculpture, art, and photography. Female breasts can figure prominently in a woman's perception of her body image and sexual attractiveness. A number of western cultures associate breasts with sexuality and tend to regard bare breasts as immodest or indecent. Breasts and especially the nipples are an erogenous zone on women. Given the emphasis of some cultures on breast size and attractiveness, some women seek breast augmentation or other kinds of surgery to enlarge or reduce their breast size or to reverse sagging breast.

Nowadays in our country, ladies are brave enough to show there covered breast with uncovered cleavage. Its appraisal. In last puja, the fashion was sleeveless upper outfits  , but this year they will show you their cleavage too.

Cleavage is the area between a woman's breast lying over the sternum, and normally refers to what is visible with clothing including a low-cut neckline. In some cultures, display of cleavage is considered aesthetic or erotic, and may be associated with garments with low necklines that expose or highlight cleavage.

We know veg or non veg. When we go or have our dinner/ lunch in anywhere, we  asked about our food habits. Veg or Non veg. Now there is a new kind of food habit is Cleavage, Mixed. It has been reported in newspaper that to make them more sexually attractive ladies are going for different breast surgery, even by withering their parents PF.   Boobs are now getting a totem of one’s aristocracy. One girl matter of envy's is another girls natural and beautiful boobs. So they are now very much in contention with surgical help.   

They are now feel pride to show their curvature and tits as well by not wearing bra. The curvature reminds me of an old equation, ax² + bx + c = 0. This equation has two solutions. Both magnitude are same but signs are different. One is negative another is positive. That's if you are known to that lady & with her consent, you touch her boobs, the effects will be positive otherwise, ha ha ha.

And tits, as we know tits bits.

BITs = Binary digits and TITs = Tertiary Digits. These 3 has been, Lover, Husband and child. They exercise their sexual, matrimonial and birth rights.  

From the ancient time creators are delighted about boobs. They sculpted, drawn, painted, write poems, prose on this boobs. Like dickens has written “A tale of two Boobs”, Milton's “An ode to boob” . In metamorphosis Kafka will be written like this, “One morning, as Gregor Samsa was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in bed he had been developed  monstrous boobs...”. When Cesar has been stabbed by the boobs of Brutus, he will utter , “you too, boobs....”. Instead of “second comings” Yeats will write “second boobs”.  Historians will be argumentative about the cause of all wars and battles. Napoleon  has been defeated in battle of “waterbooblu”. Mao will tell, “let hundred boobs blossom”. Bob dylan will sing ,”hey you tambourine girl, show your boobs to me......”. Lionel Richie will sing , “sunshine in my eyes makes me booby, sunshine in my shoulder feels your boob....”    

what will happen if sachin Tendulkar will tell in that advertisement that “boobs is the secret of my energy”.

When Students in school asks teacher about “Booby trap”, teacher will answer that its a kind of trap set up on boobs, if you get trapped, it will swallow you forever. 

Last day I was in south city mall with my colleague. He was so sexually charged by seeing lots of boobs in different shapes and sizes. And keep on repenting that he couldn't touch, press, squeeze or elbowing any of them. I said him , beware. Haven't you seen lots of water in rainy season everywhere?

- yes

- but can u drink them.

- No,  “water water every where / but not a drop to drink”

- so, here “booby booby everywhere / but don't dare touch to think”

[Dedicated to all Boob Lovers]

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